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How hum jayega got his name?       Submitted Date: 6 November 2006

As a driver in darjeeling, hum jayega would overload his vehicle with passengers. one day, the traffic police stopped his vehicle and was about to ticket him.

hum jayega pleaded for mercy and promised the cop he would never overload the vehicle.

the cop forgave him and asked his name. hum jayega in order to conceal his real name, replied my name is hum jayega.

after few days, the cop spotted hum jayega again driving his vehicle overloaded with passengers. the cop ran after the vehicle, shouting "hum jayega, roko", (which means in hindi, i will go, stop)

hum jayega popped his head out from the vehicle and said, sorry,there is no seat and drove away.

this joke is believed, how hum jayega got the name.

Thanks to Dipak Tuladhar for this joke

The Surgery       Submitted Date: 21 November 2006

There was a girl who was ugly like shit coz she got mole(khoti in nepali language) so one day she decided to put her thigh's skin in her face (plastic surgery) so she went to America she finished her surgery and when the doctor opened her bandage the doctor just stared at her that time she realize that she is looking beautiful. she went back home without looking mirror. when people saw her they just looked at her. she become more happy. when she got home and looked mirror she found her VAGINA in her forhead

Thanks to Apil Nepal for this joke

Discoveries    Submitted Date: 25 November 2006
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;

the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

but the women are still BUSY in shopping.................

Thanks to Raju Khatiwada for this joke

Food shortage solution  Submitted Date: 25 November 2006

The UN conducted a worldwide survey.The only question asked was: " Would you please give your honest opinion about solution to the food shortage in the rest of the World?" The survey was huge failure,In Africa they didn't know what "Food " meant,In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant'In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,In the middle east they didn't know what 'solution' meantIn South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

Thanks to Rupesh Adhikari for this joke

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