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Funny Bumper Stickers at humjayega.tk

 
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Bumper Stickers

  1. "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

  2. "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

  3. "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

  4. "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

  5. "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

  6. "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

  7. "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

  8. "Wink, I'll do the rest!"

  9. "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

  10. "Where there's a will, I want to be in it!"

  11. "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

  12. "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"

  13. "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

  14. "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

  15. "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

  16. "He who laughs last thinks slowest."

  17. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

  18. "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

  19. "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

  20. "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your old age home."

  21. "There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

  22. "Love your enemies: it really gets them confused."

  23. "Don't be mad at your government.  They haven't done anything."

  24. "love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."

  25. "I am in shape. Round is a shape."

  26. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."

  27. "Conscience is what hurts when every thing else feels good ."

  28. "Talk is cheap because supply excess demand."

  29. "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you sit there."

  30. "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason."

  31. "An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true."

  32. "There will always be death and taxes, however, death doesn't get worse every year.

  33. "In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday."

  34. "I am a nutritional overachiever."

  35. "I plan on living forever. So far, so good."

  36. "A day without sunshine is like night."

  37. "It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions."

  38. "The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

  39. "Brain cells come and brain cells go, but far cells live forever,"

  40. "Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone."

  41. "Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show."

  42. "Jesus is coming, everyone look busy."

  43. "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

  44. "The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. "

  45. "Never answer an anonymous letter."

  46. "Death is hereditary."


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