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Why don't
you slip into something more comfortable...like
a coma.
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I heard
that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look
at you and die of shock.
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I look at
the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at
you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While
receiving this message a virus will be
activated. This virus should have infected your
mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled,
unless you are ugly.
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel
Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep,
E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and
I together.
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A baby dog asking 2 mother dog, who is my
father? plz say mum? Mother dog says, wait baby,
don't disturb your father, he is reading this
SMS...
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Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA
or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will
get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt
than have a heart without U!
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Haven't I
seen your face before - on a police poster?
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Are you
always this stupid or are you making a special
effort today
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Sure, I've
seen people like you before - but I had to get a
ticket...
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You should
learn from your parents mistakes - try using
some birth control.
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A baby dog asking 2 mother dog, who is my
father? plz say mum? Mother dog says, wait baby,
don't disturb your father, he is reading this
SMS...
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Promise me we r true friends. I'm lamp, u r
light. I'm coke, u r sprite. I'm rain, u r badal.
I'm normal, u r pagal.
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Chand
fekrela light, boleto hogaya hay night. Band
karneka tubelight aur soneka tight, boleto
goodnight.
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A study has proved that all Gays, Lesbians n
Homosexuals use their THUMB while reading SMS...
Now its 2 late don't try 2 change ur finger.
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a
SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman
there is an EXHAUSTED man.
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Apki
chal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi, dimag lomdi
jaisi, gussa sher jaisi, kitna acha hota agar do
teen khasiyat insano k bhi hoti
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TUSSI
bade gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8
ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS karne me bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho TUSSI
mere favr8 ho.
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Clouds r white but d sky is blue, monkey like u
should b kept in zoo, don't be angry u'll find
me there too, not in d cage but laughing at u.
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Bhul
se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, pyar nahi to
sikayat he kiya karo, itne bhi gair na samjho ke
baat he na kiya karo, call nahito miss call he
diya karo
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Shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka
afsos hota hai... Thodi der ruk jaata to accha
model mil jaata.
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Believe in God
Pray 2 God
Always n everytime
Pray
Pray
Pray
I said pray!
NOT press press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa he karega...
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How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen.
Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went
after him!
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
