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Follwing funny sms messages would be great to send to people, wouldn't they?

  1. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

  2. I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

  3. I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..

  4. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

  5. SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u

  6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

  7. A baby dog asking 2 mother dog, who is my father? plz say mum? Mother dog says, wait baby, don't disturb your father, he is reading this SMS...

  8. Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

  9. Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

  10. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

  11. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to get a ticket...

  12. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

  13. A baby dog asking 2 mother dog, who is my father? plz say mum? Mother dog says, wait baby, don't disturb your father, he is reading this SMS...

  14. Promise me we r true friends. I'm lamp, u r light. I'm coke, u r sprite. I'm rain, u r badal. I'm normal, u r pagal.

  15. Chand fekrela light, boleto hogaya hay night. Band karneka tubelight aur soneka tight, boleto goodnight.

  16. A study has proved that all Gays, Lesbians n Homosexuals use their THUMB while reading SMS... Now its 2 late don't try 2 change ur finger.

  17. Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man.

  18. Apki chal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi, dimag lomdi jaisi, gussa sher jaisi, kitna acha hota agar do teen khasiyat insano k bhi hoti

  19. TUSSI bade gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS karne me bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho TUSSI mere favr8 ho.

  20. Clouds r white but d sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in zoo, don't be angry u'll find me there too, not in d cage but laughing at u.

  21. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, pyar nahi to sikayat he kiya karo, itne bhi gair na samjho ke baat he na kiya karo, call nahito miss call he diya karo

  22. Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai... Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata.

  23. Believe in God

    Pray 2 God
    Always n everytime




    I said pray!
    NOT press press!
    Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa he karega...

  24. How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

  25. Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
    370HSSV 0773H

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