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If you need advice, text me... If you need a
friend, call me... If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED!
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot
2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump
out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh
again.. hahaha
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God created the earth,****God created the woods,
****God created you too, ****but yes, even God
makes mistakes!
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Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur
teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1
thing u will never loose is ur good
looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a
voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed
is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to
cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without
the word cat
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You've got Style... You've got Intelligence...
You've got Class... You've got D Face... &
You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong
number! Sorry!
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a
meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But
The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because
the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D
- U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J -
Just K - Kidding
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I
was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me
strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good
Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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If I ever go for a brain
transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not
because u r a genius. I would only like a brain
that has never been used.
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If someone says u r stupid,just smile. If
someone says u r pathetic just relax. If someone
says u r ullu just be cool. If someone says you
are beautiful............to usko ek jhapad
lagana "Majak ki bhi hadh hoti hai"
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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody
could be!
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Bhagawan Sri Ramchandra aur Sugrib ko Lanka pe
attack karne ke liye 500 monkeys chahiye....499
ko already pahucha diya hai....sms pate hi
nikalna
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth
till my death, my feelings 4 u have never
changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !
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Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar
sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se
dikhta hai kya".
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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan
bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge, chal be chal aage
chal.
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Jis tarhaa lohay
ko loha kat taa hay......Zehar ko zehar kat taa
hay..... Heeray ko heera kat taa hay..........Isee
tarhaaa aik din tumhayn kutta katay ga
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Jo assani se mile
wo hai ghum,Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa, Jo
kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar, Jo naseeb
waloo ko mile wo hai Apun ka SMS!!!
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't
expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on
your name and didn't even tell me?----Animal
Planet!
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This
message was sent exclusively for the handsome
and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to
the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the
inconvenience
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You’re
Attractive Gorgeous Intelligent Smart Charming
Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact
you’re becoming more like me everyday!
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Last
night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could
write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much
sense until i read it upside down...
