If you need advice, text me... If you need a
friend, call me... If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot
2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump
out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh
God created the earth,****God created the woods,
****God created you too, ****but yes, even God
Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur
teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1
thing u will never loose is ur good
looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
What is wrong with your cell every time i call a
voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed
is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to
cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without
the word cat
You've got Style... You've got Intelligence...
You've got Class... You've got D Face... &
You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a
meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But
The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because
the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D
- U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J -
Just K - Kidding
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I
was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me
strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good
Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
If I ever go for a brain
transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not
because u r a genius. I would only like a brain
that has never been used.
If someone says u r stupid,just smile. If
someone says u r pathetic just relax. If someone
says u r ullu just be cool. If someone says you
are beautiful............to usko ek jhapad
lagana "Majak ki bhi hadh hoti hai"
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody
Bhagawan Sri Ramchandra aur Sugrib ko Lanka pe
attack karne ke liye 500 monkeys chahiye....499
ko already pahucha diya hai....sms pate hi
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth
till my death, my feelings 4 u have never
changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar
sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se
dikhta hai kya".
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan
bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge, chal be chal aage
Jis tarhaa lohay
ko loha kat taa hay......Zehar ko zehar kat taa
hay..... Heeray ko heera kat taa hay..........Isee
tarhaaa aik din tumhayn kutta katay ga
Jo assani se mile
wo hai ghum,Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa, Jo
kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar, Jo naseeb
waloo ko mile wo hai Apun ka SMS!!!
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't
expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on
your name and didn't even tell me?----Animal
message was sent exclusively for the handsome
and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to
the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the
Attractive Gorgeous Intelligent Smart Charming
Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact
you’re becoming more like me everyday!
night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could
write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much
sense until i read it upside down...