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Funny SMS at humjayega.tk


Follwing funny sms messages would be great to send to people, wouldn't they?

  1. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

  2. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

  3. God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

  4. Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

  5. What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

  6. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

  7. You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

  8. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

  9. A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

  10. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

  11. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

  12. If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

  13. If someone says u r stupid,just smile. If someone says u r pathetic just relax. If someone says u r ullu just be cool. If someone says you are beautiful............to usko ek jhapad lagana "Majak ki bhi hadh hoti hai"

  14. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

  15. Bhagawan Sri Ramchandra aur Sugrib ko Lanka pe attack karne ke liye 500 monkeys chahiye....499 ko already pahucha diya hai....sms pate hi  nikalna

  16. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

  17. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

  18. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

  19. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

  20. Jis tarhaa lohay ko loha kat taa hay......Zehar ko zehar kat taa hay..... Heeray ko heera kat taa hay..........Isee tarhaaa aik din tumhayn kutta katay ga

  21. Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa, Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai Apun ka SMS!!!

  22. This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?----Animal Planet!

  23. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

  24. You’re Attractive Gorgeous Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

  25. Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...


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