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YOU MIGHT BE A PHYSICS MAJOR...
if you have no life - and you
can PROVE it mathematically.
if you enjoy pain.
if you know vector calculus but
you can't remember how to do long division.
if you chuckle whenever anyone
says "centrifugal force."
if you've actually used every
single function on your graphing calculator.
if when you look in a mirror,
you see a physics major.
if it is sunny and 70 degrees
outside, and you are working on a computer.
if you frequently whistle the
theme song to "MacGyver."
if you always do homework on
Friday nights.
if you know how to integrate a
chicken and can take the derivative of water.
if you think in "math."
if you've calculated that the
World Series actually diverges.
if you hesitate to look at
something because you don't want to break down its
wave function.
if you have a pet named after
a scientist.
if you laugh at jokes about
mathematicians.
i if you can translate English
into Binary.
if you can't remember what's
behind the door in the science building which says
"Exit."
if you have to bring a jacket
with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a
wind-chill factor in the lab.
If you are completely addicted
to caffeine.
if you avoid doing anything
because you don't want to contribute to the eventual
heat-death of the universe.
if you consider ANY
non-science course "easy."
if when your professor asks
you where your homework is, you claim to have
accidentally determined its momentum so precisely,
that according to
Heisenberg it could be anywhere
in the universe.
if the "fun" center of your
brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
if you'll assume that a
"horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math
easier.
if you understood more than
five of these indicators.
if you make a hard copy of
this list, and post it on your door.
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