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Riddles set-1
  1. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
  2. What has to be broken before it can be used?
  3. What fruit is often found in groups of two?
  4. Why is it so loud in the forest?
  5. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
  6. What is round on both ends and high in the middle?
  7. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
  8. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
  9. What goes up and never comes down?
  10. What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
  11. What is the moon worth?
  12. What did the big chimney said to the small chimney ?
  13. What did a wall said to the other wall ?
  14. What did the big fountain said to the small fountain ?
  15. What did one tonsil said to another tonsil ?

Riddles set-1 Answers
  1. A secret
  2. An egg
  3. Pears
  4. Because of the bark that all the trees make!
  5. A carrot.
  6. Ohio.
  7. Darkness
  8. Only one, the last one.
  9. Your age.
  10. Stockings
  11. $1, because it has 4 quarters.
  12. You are too young to smoke
  13.  Meet you at the corner.
  14. You are too small to drink.
  15. You'd better get dressed the doctor's taking us out tonight.

Riddles set-2
  1. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
  2. What stays where it is when it goes off?
  3. A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race. What happened?
  4. Why did it take six boys to take the lady across the street?
  5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  6. Why do gorillas have big nose holes?
  7. What has no hinges, what has no doors but hides a golden treasure inside?
  8. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
  9. Why do chickens watch TV.?
  10. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

  11. What has four legs and no eyes?

  12. Why can't cats use computers?

  13. What part of a tree is a cat afraid of?

  14. Where is the best place to get your hair cut?

  15. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Riddles set-2 Answers
  1. A candle.
  2. An alarm clock
  3. The cabbage was a head, the tap was still running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
  4. Because she did not want to go.
  5. To prove that he wasnít a chicken (coward).
  6. Because they have big fingers.
  7. An egg.
  8. He didn't have the guts.
  9. For hentertainment.
  10. Because it was stuck to the chickenís leg.
  11. A table.
  12. Because they keep chasing the mouse.
  13. It's bark.
  14. On your head.
  15. Mt.Everest





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