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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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He who smiles in a
crisis has found someone to blame.
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I never forget a face, but in your
case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I never made a mistake in my
life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
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The hand that turneth the knob, opens
the door..
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Money isn't everything,
there are master cards and visa cards..
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There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and
people who don't work here anymore.
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Love is temporary insanity curable
by marriage
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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of
thinking.
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't
either.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Half of the people in the world are below average.
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To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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The greatest mistake you
can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
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It is
easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
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A verbal
contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
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Not a shred of evidence
exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
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I can resist
everything except temptation.
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It's a great satisfaction knowing that
for a brief point in time you made a difference.
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The fellow who never
makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
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A bird in the hand
is safer than one overhead.
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Free speech carries with it some freedom to
listen.
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If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to
admit.
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Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the
river.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both
disappointed.
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The trouble
with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it.
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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
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Parents can tell but never teach,
unless they practice what they preach.
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Experience is that marvelous
thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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Man who
sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
