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Funny Proverbs at humjayega.tk
 
  1. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

  2. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

  3. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

  4. I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.

  5. The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..

  6. Money isn't everything, there are master cards and visa cards..

  7. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

  8. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

  9. A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

  10. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

  11. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  12. Half of the people in the world are below average. 

  13. To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.

  14. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

  15. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

  16. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

  17. It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.

  18. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on

  19. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

  20. I can resist everything except temptation.

  21. It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.

  22. The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

  23. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

  24. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

  25. If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

  26. Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

  27. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

  28. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

  29. Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.

  30. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

  31. Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.

  32. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

  33. You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

  34. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.


Chinese Funny Proverbs
  1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

  2. Man who run in front of car get tired.

  3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

  4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

  5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

  6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

  7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.

  8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

  9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  11. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

  12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

  13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

  14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

  15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

  16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

  18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

  19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave her students the first half of a proverb and asked them to write an ending. Here's what they came up with:
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Strike while the ....bug is close.
*You get out of something what you ....see pictured on the box.
*Don't bite the hand that ....looks dirty.
*When the blind lead the blind ....get out of the way.
*If you lie down with dogs ....you will stink in the morning.
*It is always darkest before ....daylight savings time.
*If at first you don't succeed ....get new batteries.
*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and ....you have to blow your nose.
*A miss is as good as a ....Mr.
*Children should been seen and not ....grounded.
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An idle mind is ....the best way to relax.
 
 

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