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Funny Poem Page #2
 
Mein aur Dukandaar

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


Exam

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI


E Dost

E dost teri dosti k liye
Duniya chod denge
Teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath choda
Kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!


Uski Najar

Uski nazr meri tarf thi,
Meri nazr uski tarf thi,
Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,
Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,
Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya


Me and her

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I


Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do


Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine


I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts


I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart


And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came


At last it's finished
It's all over now

















My first time ever
Milking a cow


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