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 Miscellaneous Jokes Page #2 (09- 14)
How to Identify the City you are in
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries
to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
he writes a software programm to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program
Thats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't
like all this non sense, Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh. 

Luv and Kush

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!


A beggar and software engineer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???


The South Indian said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai....... 

Don't Marry

Don't Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you.

Don't Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians.

Don't Marry IDEA girl, she touches you tommorrow.

Don't Marry RELAINCE girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein.

Don't Marry BPL girl, she belives in the best and leave you for the rest.

Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows you where ever you go! 

The most famous man!

One day, at a school in South America a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant,since you're a Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ".

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I know it is Lord Krishna, but business is business!" 

Tajmahal's Story

 

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! 

 
          
 

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