The most famous
One day, at a school in South
America a teacher said to the class
of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to
the child who can tell me who was
the most famous man who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and
said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy,
that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up
and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry,
Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his
hand and said, "It was Jesus
The teacher said, "That's absolutely
right, Jayant, come up here and I'll
give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his
money, she said, "You know
Jayant,since you're a Gujarati, I
was very surprised you said Jesus
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I
know it is Lord Krishna, but
business is business!"