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Motorcycles only
need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
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Motorcycles' curves
never sag.
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Motorcycles last
longer.
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Motorcycles don't
get pregnant.
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You can ride a
Motorcycle any time of the month.
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Motorcycles don't
have parents.
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Motorcycles don't
whine unless something is really wrong.
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You can kick your
Motorcycle to wake it up.
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You can share your
Motorcycle with your friends.
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If your Motorcycle
makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
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You only need to get
a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the
old one is really worn.
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If your Motorcycle
smokes, you can do something about it.
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Motorcycles don't
care about how many other Motorcycles you have
ridden.
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When riding, you and
your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
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Motorcycles don't
care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
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Motorcycles don't
mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you
buy Motorcycle magazines.
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New Motorcycles must
be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for
them, you don't get them.
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If your Motorcycle
goes flat, you can fix it.
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If your Motorcycle
is too loose, you can tighten it.
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If your Motorcycle
is too soft, you can get different shocks.
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If your Motorcycle
is misaligned, you don't have to discuss
politics to correct it.
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You can have a beer
while riding your Motorcycle.
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You can have a black
Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
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You don't have to be
jealous of the guy that works on your
Motorcycle.
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You don't have to
deal with priests or blood-tests to register
your Motorcycle.
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You don't have to
convince your Motorcycle that you're a
motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles
are equals.
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If you say bad
things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to
apologize before you can ride it again.
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You can ride a
Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get
sore.
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Your parents don't
remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after
you dump it.
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Motorcycles always
feel like going for a ride.
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Motorcycles don't
insult you if you are a bad rider.
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Your Motorcycle
never wants a night out alone with the other
Motorcycles.
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Motorcycles don't
care if you are late.
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You don't have to
take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
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It's always ok to
use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
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If your Motorcycle
doesn't look good, you can paint it or get
better parts.
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You can't get
diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very
well.
