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Doctor Jokes page #1 (01-08)
Bad news for the arttist

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."

All Blinds Closed

The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.

"Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."

Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery

  1.  - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

  2. - Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

  3. - Oh no! I just lost my watch.

  4. - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

  5. - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

  6. - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

  7. - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

  8. - There go the lights again...

  9. - Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

  10. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

  11. - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

  12. - What's this doing here?

  13. - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

  14. - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

  15. - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

  16. -You sure it wasn't this leg?

  17. - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

  18. - Are his relatives waiting outside?

  19. - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

  20. - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

  21. - What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

  22. - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

  23. - This scissor looks rusted.

  24. - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

  25. - Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

  26. - Now from where did this spider come in from.

Picket Signs!

"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"

First Child !

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Done anything yet?

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

Bad and very bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


HUM JAYEGA walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor he's broken every single bone in his body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor. HUM JAYEGA says, "No, it's really true. Look!" He then touches his leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then he touches his arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally he touches his ribs and can barely maintain his composure as the tears start to roll down his face. He says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body." The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, Sir," he tells HUM JAYEGA, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

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