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At Church
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her
breast)
Girl: : "Yes father."
Priest:: "Thats no reason to call him a son
of a bitch."
Girl: : "Then he took off my clothes,
father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes
off her clothes)
Girl: : "Yes father."
Priest:"Thats no reason to call him a son of
a bitch."
Girl: : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you
know what into her you know where)
Girl: : "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of
a bitch."
Girl: : "Then he pumped me fast and
furious..."
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats
no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats
no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: : "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" |
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Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that's it, no
other excuses whatsoever."
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his
hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I
said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their
laughter and snickering. When silence is restored,
the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess
you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." |
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Breast Milk
A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his
life science classroom, staring at a question on the
final exam paper.
The question directed: "Give four advantages of
breast milk." "What to write?" he sighed, and began
to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for
the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a
fourth answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He
frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he
brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he
scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers of varying
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Q: What is
the difference between a good secretary & an
excellent one?
A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an
excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir." |
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| The Cowboy
A Wyoming cowboy gets off a plane in L.A., walks
into a nearby bar and sits down beside a stunning
looking redhead. He tries to pick her up but she
says, "Don`t waste your time...I`m a lesbian."
"What part of Lesbia are you from?" he asks.
"You don`t understand...see that gorgeous blonde
on the other side of the bar? Well, I`d love to take
her up to my room, strip her naked and make mad
passionate love to her!"
"Wow!" says the cowboy, "I`d like to do the same
thing...I must be a lesbian too!" |
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Afridi has the record of century with 37 balls.
Tendulkar has scored century with 43 balls.
But, nobody can beat "Dhritrastra" in Mahabharat,
scoring century with 2 balls!! |
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