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Funny Definitions at humjayega.tk
  1. Politician: 1) salespeople who sell voter's dreams but deliver only nightmares.  2) One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

  2. Politics: Business of uneducated and jobless people.

  3. Prices: The only thing, which violates the law of gravity.

  4. Psychologist:  a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

  5. Rumor: 1) news that travels at the speed of sound. 2) sound which travels faster than light.

  6. School teacher: a disillusioned person who used to think he liked children.

  7. Secret: information you distribute to one person at a time.

  8. Selfish: annoying quality of someone who has what I want, but is not prepared to give it to me.

  9. Smile: a curve of the mouth that can set a lot of things straight.

  10. Swimming pool: a mob of people with water in it.

  11. Tattoo: permanent proof of temporary insanity.

  12. Tears: the hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

  13. Tomorrow: one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

  14. Valentine's day: A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card

  15. Consultant: Someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


 

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