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Politician: 1)
salespeople who sell voter's dreams but deliver
only nightmares. 2) One who shakes your hand
before elections and your confidence after.
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Politics:
Business of uneducated and jobless people.
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Prices: The
only thing, which violates the law of gravity.
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Psychologist:
a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful
girl enters the room.
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Rumor:
1) news that travels at the speed of sound. 2)
sound which travels faster than light.
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School teacher:
a disillusioned person who used to think he
liked children.
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Secret:
information you distribute to one person at a
time.
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Selfish:
annoying quality of someone who has what I want,
but is not prepared to give it to me.
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Smile:
a curve of the mouth that can set a lot of
things straight.
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Swimming pool:
a mob of people with water in it.
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Tattoo:
permanent proof of temporary insanity.
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Tears:
the hydraulic force by which masculine power is
defeated by feminine power.
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Tomorrow:
one of the greatest labor saving devices of
today.
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Valentine's day:
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight
dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider
yourself lucky to get a card
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Consultant:
Someone who takes a subject you understand and
makes it sound confusing.
