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Active socially:
Drinks heavily
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Alert to company
developments: An office gossip
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Approaches difficult
problems with logic: Finds someone
else to do the job
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Average: Not
too bright
-
Character above
reproach: Still one step ahead of the
law
-
Competent: Is
still able to get work done if supervisor
helps
-
Conscientious and
careful: Scared
-
Consults with
supervisor often: Pain In the ass
-
Demonstrates qualities
of leadership: Has a loud voice
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Deserves promotion:
Create new title to make him/her feel
appreciated
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Enjoys job:
Needs more to do
-
Exceptionally well
qualified: Has committed no major
blunders to date
-
Express self well:
Can string two sentences together
-
Gets along extremely
well with superiors and subordinates alike:
A coward
-
Happy: Paid too
much
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Hard worker:
Usually does it the hard way
-
Indifferent to
instruction: Knows more than
supervisor
-
Is usually loyal:
Wanted by no one else
-
Judgment is usually
sound: Lucky
-
A keen analyst:
Thoroughly confused
-
Keen sense of humour:
Knows lot of dirty jokes
-
Maintains professional
attitude: A snob
-
Meticulous in
attention to detail: A nit picker
-
Not a desk person:
did not go to college
-
Of great value to the
organization: Turns in work on time
-
Quick thinking:
Officer plausible excuses for errors
-
Requires work-value
attitudinal readjustment: Lazy and
hardheaded
-
Should go far:
please
-
Slightly below average:
Stupid
-
Spends extra hours on
the job: Miserable home life
-
Stern disciplinarian:
A real jerk
-
Strong adherence to
principles: Stubborn
-
Tactful in dealing
with superiors: Knows when to keep
mouth shut
-
Takes pride in work:
conceited
-
Takes advantages of
every opportunity to progress: Buys
drinks for superiors
-
Unlimited potential:
Will stick with us until retirement
-
Uses Time effectively:
Clock watcher
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Very creative:
Finds 22 reasons to do anything except
original work
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Well organized:
does too much busy work
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Will go far:
Relative of management
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Zealous attitude:
Opinionated
